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Drifted across my mind.
...This completely fictional quote, presented and concieved without context. I sort of hope I can slide this into the novel. (Work on that resumes shortly.)
"What are you eating?"
"It's called 'Don't Eat That!'. It panders to my urge to disobey."
"Uh. What's in it?"
"I don't know. All the ingredients are printed with the longest chemical names possible to make them sound scarier. Some are in German."
"What are you eating?"
"It's called 'Don't Eat That!'. It panders to my urge to disobey."
"Uh. What's in it?"
"I don't know. All the ingredients are printed with the longest chemical names possible to make them sound scarier. Some are in German."
Hope you'll forgive the song lyrics. :)
Wakko: (spoken) Hey! Let's get some ice cream! Dot : How 'bout this one? Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Butterscotch Delight. Yakko: Ingredients: Zinc trisodium, aspartate, Sorbitol and bisulfate, Oxide beta carotene, Lactic acid, carob bean. (music -- Jacques Offenbach's "Orpheus Overture" -- begins) Yakko: Grade A milk emulsified Malto-dextrin alkalide Silicon deoxylite Lots of sugar, W+D : Hey, all right! Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt Artificial barley malt Glycerine and aspartate Folic acid, Wakko: That tastes great! YW+D : Monosodium glutamate Dehydrated calceinate Soybean oil, butter fat Caramel center, Wakko: I'll eat that! YW+D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it Chocolate chips; we want more of it Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it Down our throats real fast. Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it? Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it. Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin Phosphate, soybean, lecithin Deoxylite tri-silicon Dipped in chocolate, W+D : Bring it on! Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT Powdered milk, Dot : Sounds good to me! Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum Carbohydrates, W+D : Yummy yum! YW+D : Monosodium glutamate Zinc disodium algenate, Whole grain flour, yeast and fat Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that YW+D: We like sweets a lot So give us all you got And we'll stuff 'em in our bodies 'Til they make our insides rot!Re: Hope you'll forgive the song lyrics. :)
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