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Small excerpts from the space game in my head last night:

"Your legs have scored a pair of concert tickets on the black market and they went without you. Abandon them if you like, or go to Glaustobon III to catch them in the act."

"Sorry to tell you this but that's not an interface element. Stop clicking it or you're going to have to get married."

"You need a proper Jump-certified pilot if you want to get out of your local hangouts. You can hire a few options, or if you're strapped, buy a microwave from Space Dollar General. Some of the newer models are Jump-capable. Set it and forget it, right?"

"Throwing rocks out the window does not count as "Mass Driver Technology". Roll that back up, you're in space."

"Now that you've come into some money, consider expanding your ship from three-seat Jump Jockey to multi-family Galaxy Tour Bus. You can zone each ship block for Residential, Ship Functions, or Cargo. Remember to run a monorail between them. No one wants to hike through hard vacuum to get to the food court."

Aspiring game developers, I am available to write all your tutorial text.

Date: 2019-02-11 10:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kjorteo
The new Space Quest fangame is sounding great.

Date: 2019-02-11 11:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tuftears
I actually just read a bit about featuring a toaster driving the ship. :)

Date: 2019-02-11 11:39 pm (UTC)
tuftears: Lynx Wynx (Wynx)
From: [personal profile] tuftears
In retrospect, it makes a lot more sense that a ship would have a microwave than a toaster on board, given the number of things you can cook with one versus the other, so your sleep is ahead on points!

Date: 2019-02-12 11:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chalcedony_starlings

Dream Pirates sounds like a good name for a band.

Date: 2019-02-18 01:04 am (UTC)
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This is quality content. *nods*


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