Life with Woof and Sqrl - Language

[xyzzysqrl]

WOOF is playing an unholy cocktail of Doom mods, which among other things includes a HIGH POWERED LASER RIFLE.

Rifle: *pewpewpewpewpewpew!*
Demons: *blorf!*

Sqrlmog, watching over shoulder: "That is pretty pewtacular."
Woof, scoffing: "Pewtacular? That's not even a word."
Sqrlmog: "Oh, you want a WORD do you? A word that EXISTS?"
*pause*
Sqrlmog: "That rifle is pretty pubic."
Woof, twitching: "NO. That... that's a word but it's ENTIRELY THE WRONG KIND OF WORD."
Sqrlmog: "Too bad. Enjoy inflicting puberty on the demons."
Woof: "Noooooooo that is so not how anything WORKS."
Sqrlmog, smug: "It is now."

Comments

[chalcedony_starlings]

That's terrible and I love it.

[kjorteo]

I feel like inflicting puberty on the demons would require a very different kind of mod.

Or perhaps a slashfic.

[silveradept]

That sounds like an acceptable compromise to me.

[davidn]

You can always turn all the enemies into monster girls... :) https://www.lewdgamer.com/2016/07/06/lewdlook-hdoom

[xyzzysqrl]

I was sitting here thinking "No one mention Hdoom."
It didn't work.