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My predictability, I hate it so much.
Sqrlmog, researching a game: "So the Forza Horizon 4 demo plays really nice and feels really fun. The question is, do I buy the $60 normal edition or do I pop all out for the $100 Super VIP Oral Sex Edition with a crapload of bonus cars? ... Let's see, one of the bonuses is a James Bond car pack. Anything good in that, or just boring Ashton--"
Trailer: *Lotus from 'The Spy Who Loved Me' rolls out of ocean with submarine fins deployed*
Sqrlmog: *stunned silence*
Sqrlmog: *extreme swearing*
Sqrlmog: *rewind trailer*
Sqrlmog: *LOUDER extreme swearing*
Looks like I'm skipping Assassin's Creed Odyssey for a year.
nhhhhhhgggggg.
it had to be THAT ONE CAR
THAT ONE
Trailer: *Lotus from 'The Spy Who Loved Me' rolls out of ocean with submarine fins deployed*
Sqrlmog: *stunned silence*
Sqrlmog: *extreme swearing*
Sqrlmog: *rewind trailer*
Sqrlmog: *LOUDER extreme swearing*
Looks like I'm skipping Assassin's Creed Odyssey for a year.
nhhhhhhgggggg.
it had to be THAT ONE CAR
THAT ONE