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Five Guys, Still Some Waiting.
So we went out and ate today! (Hold your applause 'til the end.) Decided to go out and try Five Guys Burgers and Fries.
First off, go look at that menu. Look at that. That is primal. Elemental, even. You can get BURGER or HOT DOG. You can have that with cheese, bacon, or both. You can also have a bun with veggies in it, but like Flowchart Ken at a Street Fighter tournament, you are -allowed- but what is wrong with you and why did you come here?
This is a Temple of Meat. Non-carnivores go elsewhere.
That said, the meat was delicious. The fries, too, were delicious. There's not a lot else to say, they have focused their proficiency points on such a narrow-focus band that they can CUT with it.
Also they believe in excess. Their eating room was massive (and needed it), and when I ordered "Regular-size" cajun fries, I got a paper soft-drink cup in size large full of fries... and another cup and a half in the paper bag. If I had ordered a large, I would have died eating them. It would have been worth it.
I had a bacon cheese dog with grilled mushrooms and mustard. The woof had a plain burger and a plain dog. We both eyed them skeptically, then tried a little... and stayed silent through the entire meal.
Stayed silent.
Us. Too busy cramming our heads with MEAT to talk.
There, there's your glowing review. See if there's one near you. It beats the everloving crap out of any other given "fast food" joint.
First off, go look at that menu. Look at that. That is primal. Elemental, even. You can get BURGER or HOT DOG. You can have that with cheese, bacon, or both. You can also have a bun with veggies in it, but like Flowchart Ken at a Street Fighter tournament, you are -allowed- but what is wrong with you and why did you come here?
This is a Temple of Meat. Non-carnivores go elsewhere.
That said, the meat was delicious. The fries, too, were delicious. There's not a lot else to say, they have focused their proficiency points on such a narrow-focus band that they can CUT with it.
Also they believe in excess. Their eating room was massive (and needed it), and when I ordered "Regular-size" cajun fries, I got a paper soft-drink cup in size large full of fries... and another cup and a half in the paper bag. If I had ordered a large, I would have died eating them. It would have been worth it.
I had a bacon cheese dog with grilled mushrooms and mustard. The woof had a plain burger and a plain dog. We both eyed them skeptically, then tried a little... and stayed silent through the entire meal.
Stayed silent.
Us. Too busy cramming our heads with MEAT to talk.
There, there's your glowing review. See if there's one near you. It beats the everloving crap out of any other given "fast food" joint.
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Let me rephrase that. I like large meat.
Er... footlong... no.
As much as I can handle and mor... no.
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Look, let me get back to you.
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