Heh--fun thing is, I read this and think about what a 'bear' refers to in certain circles, notably those with a fondness for leather (things with 2 wheels and loud engines optional).

Meanwhile, Great Line #2...reminds me of Wing Commander 3 when you eject from your fighter during the early part of the game. Commander Eisen berates you with "What, do you think I have *elves* makin' these things? Return to the ship."